Tomorrow | Stern Realatire Washington – Trump has a problem of competence. The situation in the morning

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Maybe they already had the joy of with one Boss To have to hook around where they wondered: “How could he just land up there?!” Likewise, the employees of the brutally saved US disaster protection agency Fema should be concerned.

Its new boss, the former marine soldier David Richardson, is said to have shot a capital info of the Reuters news agency. During a meeting, he declared that he had absolutely no idea that there was something like a hurricane season in the USA. This is roughly as if Jürgen Klopp has never heard of offside. Of course, a spokesman for the authorities hastily claimed that it was just a joke. Ha. Ha. Ha.

This episode Realsatire from the Washington studio is just a spin-off. A conspiracy theorist as a FBI boss, a redemption-emb have to preacher as a beliefa defense minister with crusader tattoos-the list of misconceptions and their “Epic Fails” would take place until the next but one “tomorrow |star” continue.

Instead of dry cakes or phrases over open doors, Richardson had his employees brought threats to get started in mid -May: “I can’t get in the way”. Anyone who stands between him and the “will of the President” will roll over.

And that is exactly the real problem: sets on his second run Trump Only on one thing: absolute, irrefutable, undeniable loyalty. Only: yes. No: yes, but. But, is Trump 2 really worse than the first season? Is that possible at all?

It is not the protagonist who has changed. But in contrast to today, the mind was parked in the second row during his first term. Men As security advisor John Bolton, Minister of Defense Jim Mattis or Vice President Mike Pence were certainly not progressive thought leaders – but without a question serious, reliable, competent. Virtues for whom there is no longer any use in the Maga country.

In any case, Friedrich Merz is not lacking in no. The Chancellor and his Interior Minister Alexander Dobrindt do not have to fool themselves: the judgment of the Berlin Administrative Court, according to which the rejection of asylum seekers is simply illegal, sounds like a resounding slap in the face.

In conversation with the star-Politik bosses Veit Medick and Jan Rosenkranz adds one more migration researcher Gerald Knaus: the entire rejection concept has failed. And what about the migration turn now?

What would you do with $ 100 billion? And now don’t say that spending money can not be that difficult. Try it! Just hit Bill Gate’s entire assets on the head: Click here.

Ok, I wouldn’t put my hand on the fire for the pre-inflationary prices, but you already know what I will do with: $ 100 billion = much. The Microsoft founder also knows that. But because he doesn’t die richly (but it will be in any case), the 69-year-old wants to give away 99 percent of his assets in the next 20 years. Now it is also clear who should get most of them: the poorest in Africa. The tech billions should flow into health and educational offers- to “develop human potential”.

I (over) hear the oaths. There has to be something lazy! Or maybe, but maybe maybe the man just wants to do something good? But of course that sounds even more like a conspiracy theory.

I had promised yesterday to relieve them of the day with a brilliant knowledge from distant Seoul. Which is:

Lower Saxony is (wrongly!) As one of the, say, less exciting federal states.

At least to the LandesClaim “Lower Saxony. Sure.” But you could really get back in Hanover. My suggestion: “Lower Saxony. Flat.”

You cannot imagine how absurd the streets are here in Seoul. Every way to the next “supermarket” (more tomorrow) is the purest climbing section, gradients of (estimated) 30 percent are not uncommon. Admittedly, I could have complained that my quarter is translated “Drachenberg”. Be it.

In this sense: look forward to flat. Also about this joke.

I wish you a great day – Annyeonghi Gyeseyo!

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Yannik Schüller