Self-experiment How I tried yoga with goats in San Francisco

Rich Americans like “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” love Goat Yoga. Our reporter tried out the trendy sport in California.

My Saturday morning starts in a bad mood. And that in July. In San Francisco. I’m late, slightly hungover from champagne, I just had to pay 40 US dollars to park overnight in a shabby garage and now I’m stuck in a traffic jam. I’m only wearing a T-shirt because I forgot my sweater. Outside it’s 15 degrees and drizzling, thick fog swallows up the apple-green mountains of California. The vibe is Twilightnot LaLaLand.

“The rich all do it in California”

The next moment I see a young man crash into a rock face. Total write-off. The man climbs out of his car. Blue lights, police. How fragile our lives really are, it hits me again, and I sink into rainy melancholy.